Shiflet And Dixon Quotes & Sayings

I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one to school, but you can't take that one to school." — Betty White

I start at the beginning, mentally screaming every obscenity I can in alphabetical order. Then I start setting them to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat — Kiersten White

To have everything written for you ... It's not really creating. That's why I think symphony drummers are so limited. They 're limited to exactly what was played a hundred years before them by a thousand other drummers. — Buddy Rich

I'm now learning how to distinguish when I'm acting and when I'm not acting - offstage as well as onstage. — Micky Dolenz

I have long believed that women should play a much bigger part in our affairs. — Jo Grimond

I love you too, Stark. — P.C. Cast

The reform of state industry, and most directly related to that, the banking sector, is enormously daunting. — William Kirby

Kids are disorganized. — P. J. O'Rourke

One of the first steps to successful leadership is to forget your age and remember your dream. — Israelmore Ayivor

Let heaven intrude upon our earthly affairs to rip our attentions from the world to you again. — Walter Wangerin Jr.

Dirk Nowitzki has been my hero for many years. — Flula Borg

Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday. — Wayne Brady

What in God's name does she see in you?"
"I wish I knew. I would show her more of it. — Sylvia Day