Sherlocks Pub Quotes & Sayings

Someone else has to be disseminating it. (Mark)
Dis-a what? (Nick)
Disseminating. It means distributing it. (Mark)
Then why didn't you say that? (Nick)
Remind me to get him a word-of-the-day calendar. (Mark) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I have to say, Middleton, I didn't think you'd have it in you."
He's looking me over, and I know what he meant was that I don't look the part. I'm too frail. Too small.
"Maybe you shouldn't think then," I retort. — Candace Knoebel

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? — Bobby Heenan

People who work with me think I should cut my hair. They say casting directors are less likely to hire me with long hair - that they don't have imaginations and can't picture me looking normal. People literally have conference calls about my head when I'm not around. I mean, obviously I would cut my hair for an amazing part. — Rory Culkin

There are teachers' unions around the country realizing they want to improve standards of the profession, improve the quality of their profession, and ultimately attract the best and the brightest to their profession. The vast majority of teachers are dedicated and committed. — Antonio Villaraigosa

You shouldn't ask a question until you are sure you want to hear the answer. — Eraldo Banovac

Some things come with their own punishments. — Arundhati Roy

We are first worshipers. We should be able to go into any atmosphere where there is worship, and throw off whatever sound or style we are accustomed to and worship the Creator of all things. We deny ourselves-- we are not the center... He is. Is He not worthy? — James Vincent