Sheldon's Best Bazinga Quotes & Sayings

For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can't keep her hands off of it ... because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he's groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you. — Roberto Hogue

Do you have a Facebook profile? — L.A. Casey

Robinson had a servant even better than Friday: His name was Crusoe. — Friedrich Nietzsche

There are moments when a kind of clarity comes over you, and suddenly you can see through walls to another dimension that you'd forgotten or chosen to ignore in order to continue living with the various illusions that make life, particularily life with other people, possible. — Nicole Krauss

Labels only confuse people. The smarter people recognize artists who transcend categories. But I always try to entertain. It's in my nature; writers are born to entertain. If that means working ostensibly within a genre, fine. — John Shirley

As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Australia accidentally used tarot cards instead of playing cards. That's right, it's true! Apparently no one noticed until someone laid down a full house and the dealer died. — Elle Lothlorien

For me, the love really flowed when I found out the baby was a boy. That's when I could finally bond, once I knew 'it' was a him. — Vanessa Lachey

It was easier to accept what could not be changed than to risk everything and seek out the unknown. — Blake Crouch

Angkor is perhaps the greatest of Man's essays in rectangular architecture that has yet been brought to life. — Arnold J. Toynbee

Never succumb to the temptation of bitterness. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Be careful how you talk about God. He's the only God we have. If you let him go he won't come back. He won't even look back over his shoulder. And then what will you do? — Harold Pinter

Use when you're piping the virus into the rats, — Seanan McGuire

I had the unsettling feeling that I had been completely mistaken as to the very nature of the world I was in, as if every part was something wildly different from what it appeared to be ... — Robert A. Heinlein

A church that does not provoke any crisis, preach a gospel that does not unsettle, proclaim a word of God
that does not get under anyone's skin or a word of God that does not touch the real sin of the society in which
it is being proclaimed: what kind of gospel is that? — Oscar A. Romero