Sheindlin Judy Quotes & Sayings

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true. — Judy Sheindlin

You would not experiencing great change unless you were ready for the transformation. Embrace the new you that's emerging. — Leeza Donatella

They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason. — Judy Sheindlin

She looked at ways to quantify life. Analytic in nature, her head almost always overruled her heart. Love it? Hate it? She wanted to KNOW it. — Gregg Olsen

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now. — Judy Sheindlin

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin

You only have one chance for a first impression. — Judy Sheindlin

They grab you by the breasts, they pluck your derriere, they stuff you in a pot, they saute you with sperm, they grab you by the beak, they stick you in a house, they fatten you up on conjugal oil, they shut you up in your cage. And now, lay. — Helene Cixous

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress — Judy Sheindlin

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation — Judy Sheindlin

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot. — Judy Sheindlin

Beauty fades, dumb is forever. — Judy Sheindlin

The only common good is the common liberty to pursue individual goods. — Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath. — Judy Sheindlin

I find most meetings are a waste of time, because they are so ill-prepared and there's little opportunity for true synergy in producing better solutions than what anyone originally thought of. So I work hard to only attend those meetings that have strategic importance and miss all kinds of other seemingly urgent meetings. — Stephen Covey

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ... — Judy Sheindlin

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory — Judy Sheindlin

And just because you didn't admit it, you were stupid for each other from almost day one. So even though you've been dating for a couple of weeks, you've been each other's person for a lot longer. - Sara — Rebecca Donovan

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else. — Judy Sheindlin

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! — Judy Sheindlin

Outside, the September air was enticingly fragrant, yellow with pollen and rich, lemony sunlight. — Alice Hoffman

The concept of deservingness for one's "sins" implies that certain acts are unquestionably under all conditions "sinful." And this is impossible to prove. — Albert Ellis

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." — Judy Sheindlin

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short. — Judy Sheindlin

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. — Judy Sheindlin

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin

It's your life; live it well. — Judy Sheindlin

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion. — James Carville

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. — Fran Lebowitz