Sheftall Sheftall Quotes & Sayings

Did I make you spend so much time at the office? Did I make you play three rounds of golf last weekend? Answer: No, I didn't. I was too busy pinning your wife's ankles to her ears. — Sterling Archer

I've been in the presence of a ghost, but I've never actually seen a ghost. I don't know if I actually believe in ghosts, to be honest with you. I don't think they exist, but I think they have more to do with energy. People say if someone died in a place it would be haunted, well people have died everywhere, so the whole entire world is haunted. — Jeordie White

One hour three times per week in the gym is no counterbalance to all of the other behavior in those other 165 hours — Mark Twight

Many things are formidable, and none more formidable than man. — Sophocles

To every problem there is already a solution whether you know it or not. — Grenville Kleiser

Weird itself, even in the dictionary, is just something that is different and unexplainable. A weirdo is someone who follows their heart. Im definitely weird, aint nothing wrong with that. — Kid Cudi

I think I have a very clear vision of what I want things to look like. — Daniel Clowes

Hope fuels your inspirations while doubts assault your aspirations! — Israelmore Ayivor

In the great orchestra we call life, you have an instrument and a song, and you owe it to God to play them both sublimely. — Max Lucado

I married a Jewish lady, and we're raising our son Jewish, and since I'm not Jewish the whole thing is just a mystery to me. I leave it to her, actually, because it's just a great mystery. — Paul Giamatti