Shebsheba Quotes & Sayings

Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking
about sex. Don't you have ... uh ... needs?"
"Yes. But I take care of those by myself. I have a very handy vibrator. — Shelly Laurenston

Well, you'll always be my...Tulip, dear — T. Torrest

Spend the next few days preparing for the year ahead: Forgive everyone, let go of everything, let God take charge.
Amen. — Marianne Williamson

I love the question-and-answer. I love to see liberals try to thrash their way to a coherent argument. And actually, I think it's fun to debate. — Ann Coulter

The secret to enlightenment is kindness and selfless giving. Without that, it's just words, isn't it? — Frederick Lenz

So try to reveal your plan on a Friday night before you'll be dropping both kids off at friends' houses Saturday morning, for instance. When your kids start getting unruly, quietly pull over to a safe place (the side of the road, a parking lot, etc.). Turn off the car and pull a book or magazine out of the glove compartment. Don't say a word. When it's quiet, start up the car and pull back onto the road. — Amy McCready

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan

Revolution is just change with ideological roots showing like bad peroxide. — Kieron Gillen

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! — Tom Jones

Go with your gut every single time. It's never, ever wrong. Even if feels like everybody else is telling you that you need to do this or do that. Your gut is your artist and who you are as a person and what makes you special, and what makes you an interesting performer. Never try to be something you're not. — Tatiana Maslany

In 1966, I attended Marquette University and graduated from the University of California at Santa Cruz in 1970. I received my doctorate in English from the State University of New York at Buffalo, where I wrote my dissertation on William Faulkner's early novels. — Laurence Yep

Those were the best days in the life of Tancredi and Angelica, lives later to be so variegated, so erring, against the inevitable background of sorrow. But that they did not know then; and they were pursuing a future which they deemed more concrete than it turned out to be, made of nothing but smoke and wind. When they were old and uselessly wise their thoughts would go back to those days with insistent regret; they had been days when desire was always present because it was always overcome, when many beds had been offered and refused, when the sensual urge, because restrained, had for one second been sublimated in renunciation, that is into real love. — Giuseppe Tomasi Di Lampedusa

We need to learn to treat our own brain better - understanding how it works will help us do that. — Richard Bandler