Sharratt Reedsburg Quotes & Sayings

When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet. — Anna Chlumsky

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero. — Terry Pratchett

You can't teach art, so ART SCHOOL is a contradiction in terms. — Duane Michals

I have been at work for some time building an apparatus to see if it is possible for personalities which have left this earth to communicate with us. — Thomas A. Edison

Some things I never learned to like. I didn't like to kiss babies, though I didn't mind kissing their mothers. — Pierre Trudeau

It's only when you are meek and lowly that you can find rest for your soul and be a pastor without tears. — Sunday Adelaja

I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it." — Jim Gaffigan