Shane Jacobson Quotes & Sayings

Gary made the word heterosexual sound like something out of The Joy of Extreme Sex. Lovechildren produced by illicit affairs were still a bit of a sore topic with me. — J.L. Merrow

When you have resigned yourself to an eternity filled with little else but longing, a few seconds is enough. — Rin Chupeco

I was reared in a pub - as a young fellow, serving in the pub I learnt far more there about human nature than I learnt in any university or school. I think it gave me a great insight into people. — Brian Cowen

Nothing was left to chance; every smell, every piece of furniture, and certainly the design of the floor plans made these model homes world-class. — Dave Ramsey

A heaven in a gaze,
A heaven of heavens, the privilege
Of one another's eyes. — Emily Dickinson

And through all the misery, she said that some of us in this lifetime experience a moment of beauty beyond reckoning. I asked her what that was, and she said, If you're one of the lucky ones, you'll know it when you see it. You'll understand why the gods have made you suffer. Because that moment's reward will make your knees weak and everything you've suffered in life will pale in comparison. — Melina Marchetta

It takes two to tangle.
-unknown — Swapna Rajput

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. — Chris Rock

I know you followed me. Don't look so surprised. It's called a rearview mirror. — Becca Fitzpatrick

At their best, at their most creative, science and engineering are attributes of liberty-noble expressions of man's God-given right to investigate and explore the universe without fear of social or political or religious reprisals. — David Sarnoff

You've got to play with that killer instinct, man. You've got to hate that guy across from you. Then after the game is over, tell him what a nice guy he is. Shake his hand. Especially if you win. — Chuck Bednarik

To Moscow, to Moscow, to Moscow! — Anton Chekhov

You have to push yourself, to see how far you can reach. — Lailah Gifty Akita