Shandling Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do. — Judd Apatow

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our choice is between cynicism and hope. — Jim Wallis

Whoever said anybody has a right to give up? — Marian Wright Edelman

Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm. — Will Rogers

I am not alone. I am not his victim. So let him do his worst. I am the Reaper. I know how to suffer. I know the darkness. — Pierce Brown

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad. — Dick Gregory

Nin knew how much humans loved money, riches, and material things - though he never really could understand why. The more technologically advanced the human species got, the more isolated they seemed to become, at the same time. It was alarming, how humans could spend entire lifetimes engaged in all kinds of activities, without getting any closer to knowing who they really were, inside. — Jess C. Scott

The dead don't talk. Perhaps they know things about death that the living are not permitted to learn from them. — Dean Koontz

We ... have created a greater material wealth than any other society in the history of the human race. Yet we have managed to kill off millions of our population in an arrangement which we call war. — Erich Fromm

Look what they did to MaCauley Culkin. The poor child. I know because I've been there. But I could say after living my life, truth will always win out. And no one can take my character away from me anymore. — Linda Blair