Shandler Baseball Quotes & Sayings

Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?' — Pamela Anderson

Process is nothing; erase your tracks. The path is not the work. I hope your tracks have grown over; I hope birds ate the crumbs; I hope you will toss it all and not look back. — Annie Dillard

As soon as I suspect a fine effect is being achieved by accident I lose interest. I am not interested ... in unskilled labor ... The scientific actor is an even worker. Any one may achieve on some rare occasion an outburst of genuine feeling, a gesture of imperishable beauty, a ringing accent of truth; but your scientific actor knows how he did it. He can repeat it again and again and again. He can be depended on. — Minnie Maddern Fiske

Surley, they couldn't be French?
He tried French anyway, 'Parlay buffon say? — Terry Pratchett

What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal. — Randy Quaid

Some people who love boxing might love Mike Tyson, but people outside of the sport are generally repulsed by him and therefore, repulsed by the sport. — Dick Schaap

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like, "Which is better?" At least I was trying. — Billy Bob Thornton

The unpurged images of day recede; The Emperor's drunken soldiery are abed; Night resonance recedes, night-walkers' song After great cathedral gong. — William Butler Yeats

The kind need kindness most of all. — Katharine Tynan

There must be a technique for meeting pain. There must be a technique of endurance based on the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity, as Marcus Aurelius taught long ago. — Ray Stannard Baker