Shance Comic Dub Quotes & Sayings
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The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same. — Billy Graham

Nafsha is so concerned with my virginity. I am beginning to think she would wed me herself. Alas, the only tool she might use to make me a woman is her tongue -- and it is far too sharp for me to allow it beneath my skirts. — Libbie Hawker

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. — Barack Obama

[ ... ] evidence is now coming out showing that Egypt was colonized by Western people over 15,000 years ago. — Michael Tsarion

I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with. — Andy Kindler

Nobody is denying we should investigate and do what we can to prevent gun crime in our cities and towns. But, we should not scapegoat the American gun owner for complicated, cultural problems we are just beginning to understand. — Bob Barr

She wasn't going to cry. She was going to fight. — Shannon Messenger

You do not think much of me, do you, Cogburn?"
"I don't think about you at all when your mouth is closed. — Charles Portis

I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy saves my life every day. — Vir Das

Lord, help me to put on the full spiritual armor You have provided for me so that I can "stand against the wiles of the devil" every day. In Jesus' name I pray. — Stormie O'martian

[L]ike the lake, my serenity is rippled but not ruffled. — Henry David Thoreau

We're meant to be together. So we'll make it work. — Abby McDonald