Shambhala Center Quotes & Sayings

On the field you gives it, you takes it, and yer doon't fookin' groomble! — Vince Karalius

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died. — W.C. Fields

UNIX is a user-friendly operating system.
It just picks its friends more carefully than others. — David Wolfe

There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we'd all been weaned too soon. — Gunter Grass

There are two thinks that make people rich!
Enheritated or Educated. Remember education don't come with out motivation! — Beta Metani'Marashi

Had you crawled out from under my bed when I was a child, I would have bludgeoned you to death with my father's mace." Brishen — Grace Draven

As the older ones, to understand that it is a different time, and young people look at fashion in a different way ... It's just different. If we harp on about it, they'll feel like we're just old fuddy-duddies, so I just kind of get on with it. I still feel I've got things to say. — Guido Palau

As long as everything stayed the same, it seemed possible for him to come back. As long as everything was the way he had left it, his place was open for him. But if things changed beyond a certain point, his place in my life began to close, he could not reenter it, or if he did, he would have to enter in a new way. — Lydia Davis

Pull yourself together. People among the living still need your help, and I haven't given you permission to quit. — Ann Aguirre

Mojo grace means the shocking benevolence of a mysterious force beyond our comprehension. — Rob Brezsny

What are you going to do to me?"
"Tonight, I am going to seduce you. Next time, I am going to fuck you."
He smiles at me and pushes his back to the sofa leaving me sitting on top of him.
"And why's that?" I ask, a little bit surprised and shocked at the same time.
"I'm the one who makes the rules so you have to do what you're told. — Dora Sky

Each person has his special moment of life when he unfolded himself to the fullest, felt to the deepest, and expressed himself to the utmost, to himself and to others. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

With mental illness the trick is to not take your feelings so seriously; you're zooming in and zooming away from things that go from being too important to being not important at all. — Mark Vonnegut

Keep good relations with the Grecians. — George W. Bush

We walk towards nowhere, one foot in front of the other. — Barbara Hodgson