Shallow Hal Funny Quotes & Sayings

Set fire to the broken pieces; start anew. — Lauren DeStefano

If we could sleep twenty-four hours a day, we would soon return to the primordial slime, the beatitude of that perfect torpor before Genesis-the dream of every consciousness sick of itself. — Emil Cioran

If you want this baby, then we'll learn as we go. If you don't - " He kisses me again. "Then I'll hold your hand every step of the way. — Kristen Callihan

I forgot to remember to forget. — Elvis Presley

They're not me, but I wish I was them. Maybe not them, exactly, because they're not so happy either. But I wish I was one of those people, the people who know what to say, the people who can't see the difference. Because it seems to me that you have more chance of being able to live a life you can stand if you're like that. — Nick Hornby

The grief that was so strong it shook like continental shifts, dividing what was now from what was, forcing me to acknowledge that I was going to have to build a life on foreign soil. — Jessica Gadziala

I joined the party because I was a revolutionary, not because of any ideological nonsense. — Hermann Goring

Comforting someone when they were stricken with loss was something else. It meant commitment. It meant caring. It meant you wanted to ease their pain, and at the same time you were thanking God that whatever the bad thing was that had happened, it hadn't happened to them. — Cassandra Clare

You'll get that one day." "You really believe that?" "I'm living fucking proof. — S.E. Jakes

the best cure for Communist ideals is to live, even for a short time, under a Communist regime. — Rachel Roth

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. — Michael J. Fox

When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it's a privilege of mine to be able to be in people's homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this. — Jimmy Fallon