Shalhoobs Funk Quotes & Sayings

Nobody supposes that doctors are less virtuous than judges;
but a judge whose salary and reputation depended on whether
the verdict was for plaintiff or defendant, prosecutor or prisoner,
would be as little trusted as a general in the pay of the enemy. — George Bernard Shaw

Compassion," Zeke had said. "The world could use more of it. — Thomas Grant Bruso

Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks. — Dennis Ritchie

I didn't need your permission," I spat back. Ren smirked. "Honey, I know what you need and you're going to get it. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mornings like this one were made for memories. — Maggie Stiefvater

An instant-read thermometer is your best bet for making sure that meat and fish are cooked to the proper temperature. — Bobby Flay

For extending its sway, partly by force of arms, partly by the voluntary submission of weaker tribes, the community soon acquires wealth and slaves, both of which, by relieving some classes from the perpetual struggle for a bare subsistence, afford them an opportunity of devoting themselves to that disinterested pursuit of knowledge which is the noblest and most powerful instrument to ameliorate the lot of man. — James G. Frazer

Under her thick pancake makeup, her skin had been pockmarked, but he would stare at her adoringly from his cot at night and imagine her scars were constellations, a secret map to a far-off, happy place. — Sarah Addison Allen

There will always be disputes between nations which, at times, will inflame the public and threaten conflicts, but the main thing is to educate the people of the world to be ever mindful that there are better means of settling such disputes than by war. — Frank B. Kellogg

While Melbourne and Sydney fight about who wears Australia's cultural crown, Canberra just gets on with it. — Judy Horacek

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. — Robin Williams

I was reduced to pure concept. My flesh had dissolved; my form had dissipated. I floated in space. Liberated of my corporeal being, but without dispensation to go anywhere else.I was adrift in the void. Somewhere across the fine line separating nightmare from reality. — Haruki Murakami

. . . human beings . . . [are] divided into "book benders" and "non-book benders." The former are happier. — Fausto Brizzi