Shadonna Jones Quotes & Sayings

Lots of forms. Stacks of forms. An average of nine thousand, seven hundred, and forty-seven of them were required to gain entrance to Hell. The largest form ran to fifteen thousand, four hundred, and ninety-seven questions. The shortest to just five, but five of such subtle phraseology, labyrinthine grammar, and malicious ambiguity that, released into the mortal world, they would certainly have formed the basis of a new religion or, at the least, a management course. — Jonathan L. Howard

I need you like - like light. You're light, all right - like a flame to a moth. I told you once that you shouldn't mess with forbidden things - I should have taken my own advice. — L.J.Smith

She catches the fish, she cleans the fish, she cooks the fish, I just drive the boat. — Tssully Todd

Few moments are more pleasing than those in which the mind is concerting measures for a new undertaking. — Samuel Johnson

If you think you know where you're going to be 10 years from now, that's where you're at now. You're just putting it off. — Larry Poons

When Angelina was returned, she was embarrassed to confess and admit that she hadn't trusted her. "Why don't you go see her, Giovanna?" suggested Teresa softly. "I want to go for a walk. Can you finish — Laurie Fabiano

In the half light of morning, in a world between the sheets
I swear I saw her angel wing, my vision was complete
from TIGHTROPE - Stone Roses — Matt Squire

Dead or alive, interesting people are interesting people. — Noel Riley Fitch

I don't think Donald Trump is afraid of journalists. If he was, he wouldn't be on the TV every hour on the hour. — Joe Arpaio

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye — Richard Armour

For me, as a writer who comes from quite a naturalistic tradition, British screenwriting is quite delicate, quite small, and rarified in a way. — Simon Beaufoy

The thing about growing old is that when you wake up with a new pain, you can just about count on it becoming a permanent part of your life! — Marjorie Pay Hinckley

When you go hard your nays become yays. Yankee stadium with Jays and Kanyes. — Nicki Minaj

It is far better for anyone to kill a single American soldier than to squander his efforts on other activities. — Osama Bin Laden