Shackelford Funeral Directors Quotes & Sayings

Where did you get your tat?"
"Aaron's shop. You want to get a tat?" he asked, grinning as if this was hilarious.
"I have one," I said, rolling the ball into the gutter. "It's not finished though."
"How come?"
"My brother interrupted the tattoo and I never had the money to get it done again."
"No, I meant how come you're such a bad bowler? Is it genetic?" he asked. "Like do you come from a long line of people who can't make a ball roll in a straight line?"
"You're hilarious."
"I try, Pixie Dust. — Bijou Hunter

Birth is really judgy, and people get really opinionated. Everyone's entitled to the experience they want. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Starting with the highest-risk countries, and focusing on the route to Britain that is widely abused, student visas, we will increase the number of interviews to considerably more than 100,000, starting next financial year. From there, we will extend the interviewing programme further across all routes to Britain, wherever the evidence takes us. — Theresa May

Beware of geeks, you know, bearing formulas. — Howard Warren Buffett

He holds her in this moment and the world disappears. — Gwen Calvo

At the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist. — George Duke

I never dared be radical when young For fear it would make me conservative when old — Robert Frost

You can't drag people from understanding to action. A customer isn't actually at the last mile if you're the one dragging her to the finish line. — Thomas P.M. Barnett

An American orchestra doesn't want to play more than it has to. I respectfully disagree with that attitude. — Zubin Mehta

It is not easy to fling oneself down stairs in a skirt; there is always the risk that you will tangle your legs and go headlong. But I made it. — Marie Brennan

Perform no miracles for me, But justify Thy laws to me Which, as the years pass by me. All soundlessly unfold. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Of course, the idea of a six months' holiday is enough to make anyone laugh at anything, but I find that besides that I was a good deal harassed and run down, and I am glad to cut off from everything and start fresh. I feel miserably selfish about it all the time. — Richard H. Davis

I have heard the predictable slew of insults, threats, epithets, and curses. Underneath all these, I hear their fear. They don't want to hurt me, though I may serve as a stand-in for a man who they do want to hurt. They want to scare me because fear is the only way they have learned to feel powerful. — Thomm Quackenbush

Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision. — Dan Quayle