Shabang Shrimp Quotes & Sayings

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick. — Tim Burton

The status quo was rote memorization and recitation in classrooms thronged with passive children who were sternly disciplined when they expressed individual needs. — David Guterson

Asking the public health community to investigate the role of vaccines in the development of autism is like asking the tobacco industry to investigate the link between lung cancer and smoking. — Rick Rollens

The press is the exclusive literature of the million; to them it is literature, church, and college. — Wendell Phillips

But there was something about Diesel ... it started with his name and ended with his butt. — Erin McCarthy