Sevincer Quotes & Sayings

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. — Kelly Ripa

Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a congratulations. When you throw back three bottles of whiskey in one night, you do not. For a species that is interested in furthering its kind, no one will congratulate you for succeeding in one more day of spinsterhood. If you follow the Congratulation Super Highway, you will get engaged, married and then have children. Getting a congratulations has never been so easy. Just have some unprotected sex. — Mara Altman

The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag. — Robert Englund

In civilised society law is the chimney through which all that smoke discharges itself that used to circulate through the whole house, — Walter Scott

I could not excuse a man's having more music than love - more ear than eye - a more acute sensibility to fine sounds than to my feelings. — Jane Austen

Each life is a game of chess that went to hell on the seventh move( ... ) — Martin Amis

It was now the stormy equinoctial weather that sounds the wild dirge of autumn, and marches the winter in. I love, and always did, that grand undefinable music, threatening and bewailing, with its strange soul of liberty and desolation. — J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Four times out of five the linesman gets a better view of the ball near him than the player himself. — Helen Wills Moody