Serafinowicz Peter Quotes & Sayings

Conservatives won't want to hear this, but the Republican who maneuvered his way into the most impressive victory of the election was California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Okay, he's sui generis. But he won a landslide victory after moving to the center, while holding onto conservatives by not hiking taxes. — Fred Barnes

The only way to get better at stand-up is to do loads of gigs, and I don't know. I spread myself pretty thin to get the stage time. I'd love to do more, really. — Peter Serafinowicz

I don't think anybody would be interested in my memoir - and my memory isn't very good either! — Peter Serafinowicz

Most people would feel guilty for destroying someone else's property. Yet they wreck the very temple their Creator gifted them. — Brendon Burchard

Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - BILL WATTERSON — Michio Kaku

I lost my public self, or had it stolenIn a way, it was a form of identity theft. — Monica Lewinsky

Nature is an admirable schoolmistress. — Henry David Thoreau

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words. — Peter Serafinowicz

There's no I in denial — Peter Serafinowicz

It takes a lot of energy to teach. — Dabney Coleman

Holder walks in dressed in a casual white t-shirt and dark denim jeans, his hair freshly washed since our run this morning. As soon as I see him, the stomach virus/hot flashes/butterflies return. — Colleen Hoover

Being a writer is a good, good thing. — Shannon Hale

There is a romantic, often misguided, misconception among the British that life in France is akin to life in Paradise. — Janine Di Giovanni

Through Twitter, I've got a writing career and a directing career, as well as hundreds of other beneficial things that have happened to me. I love it. — Peter Serafinowicz

The thing with stand-up is, I really enjoyed it, but I kind of loathed it as well. It makes me feel physically sick. — Peter Serafinowicz