Semprini Plays Quotes & Sayings

People are more open about seeking help these days. They recognise the fact that the alternative to having a shrink is that you bore your friends stupid. So I figured that I might as well give someone 100 bucks an hour to hear my woes. At least someone can make a living out of listening to my tedious problems. — Hugh Laurie

They must take me for a fool, or even worse, a lunatic. And no wonder ,for I am so intensely conscious of my misfortune and my misery is so overwhelming that I am powerless to resist it and am being turned into stone, devoid of all knowledge or feeling. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

My 12-year-old daughter said to me, "Enough with the subtitles, Daddy, for crying out loud." Because they always seem to cloud the issue rather than clarify it. — Martin Amis

Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe. — Birgit Waldschmidt

There are two things in New York, euphoria and disaster. — Bill Parcells

Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person. — George Wallace

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels. — David Gerrold

I am overfed, so when I am at home, I stop eating. — Alain Ducasse

I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

For now, I must fight to live, no matter what kind of life that might be. I must always fight. — Kia Carrington-Russell