Semiofficial Alcohol Quotes & Sayings

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice. — Cory Doctorow

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. — George Sanders

My concern is what fight we can give to the fans. My first concern as a boxer is to try hard and give a good fight for the fans. — Manny Pacquiao

China always urges that no use or threat of sanctions should be allowed in international relations. — Li Zhaoxing

Science is about exploring, and the only way to uncover the secrets of the universe is to go and look. — Brian Cox

Take time today to pause every now and then, take a deep breath of that moment, and know that God loves you. He will whisper "I love you" in a 1000 different ways. — Mark R. Woodward

Keep your hopes high. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I've always been a fan of therapy. You spend an entire hour talking about yourself and someone has to fake being fascinated by the strange assemblage of minutiae that is you. — Jenny Lawson

Now in its third year in office, the Obama Administration has never championed the cause of human rights. Its slow reaction in June 2009 to the stealing of the election in Iran and the birth of the 'Green Movement' there, and its delay in backing the rebellions in Egypt, Libya, and Syria, are evidence of this problem. — Elliott Abrams

When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them would come with him and share his fortunes and his life. There were only two who agreed to come entirely of their own accord, and they were the dog and the cat. And ever since then, those two have been jealous of each other, and each is for ever trying to make man choose which one he likes best. Every man prefers one or the other. — Richard Adams

The dude gunned his BMW 528i (of course it had to be a BMW) and shot down Commonwealth Avenue, ignoring the lights, honking at other cars, weaving randomly from lane to lane. "You missed a pedestrian," I said. "You want to go back and hit her?" Randolph was too distracted to answer. — Rick Riordan

Civil wars leave nothing but tombs. — Alphonse De Lamartine

I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist. — Bill Maher

The Greatest evils inflicted by man over the face of the Earth are wrought not by the self-seekers, the pleasure lovers, or the merely amoral, but by the fervent devotees of ethical principles. — Robert Morrison MacIver

I only know everything if you ask the right questions. — Doc Coleman