Selnes Brei Dalsv K Quotes & Sayings

If somebody'd of come in and took a look, men watching a blank TV, a fifty-year old woman hollering and squealing at the back of their heads about discipline and order and recriminations, they'd of thought the whole bunch was crazy as loons. — Ken Kesey

No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon."
Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon. — Sarah Ockler

Glory, the casual gift of thoughtless crowds!
Glory, the bribe of avaricious virtue! — Samuel Johnson

When we utilize our gift, the universe thanks us by giving us an abundance of riches - from abundant opportunities to good health to financial wealth. — Steve Harvey

Every pleasure you forgoe on Earth is a pleasure you won't get in heaven. — P. J. O'Rourke

She said also that they absolutely hated any assignment in which they had to interpret what they had read. If they had to think about anything, make critical judgments and deliberations, the cause was hopeless. The best they could be expected to do was regurgitate. — H. G. Bissinger

My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me. — Cole Hamels

Jewish status is defined by the divine election of Israel and his descendants. One does not become a Jew by one's own volition. — David Novak

You make the most of your brain's talents if you adjust for the limitations of each system. That means creating the conditions for your deliberate system to function at its best, and recognizing when to slow down and come off autopilot. — Caroline Webb

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. — Charles Baudelaire

Between 1950 and 1951, I worked as a temporary employee in the Cologne Bureau of Statistics. From summer 1951 on, I have lived as a freelance writer with a fixed postal address in Cologne but with a continually shifting place of work. — Heinrich Boll

Past a certain point, maybe, a person's character defines itself and stays fixed in your mind. — Damon Galgut

The biggest surprise was that a country like Angola, that has so much money, that produces so much oil, would be in such a mess and so difficult to travel in. Something is almost cursed in striking oil. It's like the lottery winner who ends up broke. — Paul Theroux