Self Depricating Quotes & Sayings

My son,
Here may indeed be torment, but not death. — Dante Alighieri

The body is a survival machine programmed to propagate the genes that reside inside it. — Richard Dawkins

The past is gone. It went by like dusk to dawn. — Steven Tyler

No more slave States; no slave Territories. — Salmon P. Chase

The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the considerably uncoordinated woman that is me. — Kathryn Smith

Science is the natural ally of religion. — Theodore Parker

The longer you wait to fire someone the longer it has been since you should have fired them,'" Spikes said. — Ashlee Vance

Then the great hour struck, and every man showed himself in his true colors. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Sara and I both have this very self-deprecating, almost abusive way of looking at ourselves. We both feel like we can be very destructive and very pessimistic and very tortured and very weak, but in a weird way those are some of our best qualities. — Tegan Quin