Seizable Offence Quotes & Sayings

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack. — Greg Proops

And of course anyone who could see him here now, with his fever and his sleeping bags, his eyephones and his cellular data port and his bottle of cooling piss, would think he was crazy too. But he isn't. He knows he isn't, in spite of everything. He has the syndrome now, the thing that came after every test subject from that Gainesville orphanage, but he isn't crazy. Just obsessed. And the obsession has its own shape in his head, its own texture, its own weight. He knows it from himself, can differentiate, so he goes back to it whenever he needs to and checks on it. Monitors it. Makes sure it still isn't him. It reminds him of having a sore tooth, or the way he felt once when he was in love and didn't want to be. How his tongue always found the tooth, or how he'd always find that ache, that absence in the shape of the beloved. But — William Gibson

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh. — Chelsea Handler

Congress is attempting to eviscerate women's health care. Like many women across America, I am outraged. — Felicity Huffman

You're an actor - people judge you and criticize you, and praise you and say you're great in equal measure. — Laurence Fox

He sent up his song towards the star-land out of his reach, where, circled with light, the planet who ruled his destiny shone unknown and out of ken. — Rabindranath Tagore

Don't let other people tell you who you are. — Diane Sawyer

Education is the most important thing you can have. — Torrey Smith

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture. — Jason Segel