Seinfeldian Quotes & Sayings

The future is completely open and we are writing it moment to moment. — Pema Chodron

Credit is something that should be given to others. If you are in a position to give credit to yourself, then you do not need it. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Most of us forget the basics and wonder why the specifics don't work. — Garrison Wynn

There was nothing left to fear. He would endure or he wouldn't. — Raymond E. Feist

If you bring [tax] rates down, it makes it easier for small business to keep more of their capital and hire people. And for me, this is about jobs. I want to get America's economy going again. Fifty-four percent of America's workers work in businesses that are taxed as individuals. So when you bring those rates down, those small businesses are able to keep more money and hire more people. — Mitt Romney

France has no friends, only interests. — Charles De Gaulle

Was he the epitome of virtue because he was poor? How had it been in the village? There was foul gossip and cussedness anywhere in the world where small men had to think of their stomachs first before thinking about others.
-Istak — F. Sionil Jose

The truth is: God does not change (Malachi 3:6), and He has prepared Heaven for those who believe and obey Him. He also has prepared a place for Satan, his demons, and all those who reject Christ. — Billy Graham

I saw a painting once where the artist had actually done that
signed his work in blood ... When I saw that, I thought it was as if the man who had painted the picture wanted to say to me, Well, you did ask what this actually cost. — Neil Bartlett

When we choose the path of love, we grow spiritually, help others, and balance our karma. — Doreen Virtue

In a world where women are commodities, a woman who refuses to sell herself will have the thing she refuses to sell taken away from her by force — Angela Carter

God never labels his gifts; He just puts them into our hands; — M.R. James

What you focus on expands. Focus on what you are best at and you will be unstoppable. — Bill McDermott

Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood stare that's scary as shit.[Bailey] — Lorelei James

In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld was great, but then after him it was people acting like Seinfeld and making observations that we felt like we'd kind of heard before, and then you're seeing Seinfeldian comedy in commercials. Suddenly everything is observational funniness. — Mike Birbiglia