Seinfeld The Dealership Quotes & Sayings

There are as many ways to write songs as there are songs. — Gregg Allman

I've a right to think," said Alice sharply.
"Just about as much right," said the Duchess, "as pigs have to fly."
~ Lewis Carroll: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, 1865 ~ — Lewis Carroll

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up. — Demetri Martin

If we hear a joke so awful that we laugh at how bad it is, we are taking part in the irony; in other words, the joke did not contain irony; irony was provided by our response. Why is it ironic? Because the intent of the joke was to get laughter, and it did - but for the wrong reason. — Dan O'Shannon

We live in a nation where corporations are people. — Lizz Winstead

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. — Rodney Dangerfield

You can only inspire others when your heart is ready to sing the song of love. — Debasish Mridha

My brain refused to move past the pain, as if it had been filled to the max and needed to be emptied. — Sue Whitaker

The cross of Christ, embraced with love, never brings sadness with it, but joy, the joy of being saved and of doing a little of what he did on the day of his death. — Pope Francis