Seinfeld The Bris Quotes & Sayings

I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working. — Peter Sellers

Of all things in the world that stink in the nostrils of men, hypocrisy is the worst. — Charles Spurgeon

We poison the wine as He decants it into us; murder a melody He would play with us as the instrument ... Hence all sin, whatever else it is, is sacrilege. — C.S. Lewis

Being lucky is a fool's dream, winning through deceit is a coward's intent, success without caring for others is a complete failure. — Michael Bassey Johnson

If the disk crashes - taking all of your source code with it - and you don't have a backup, it's your fault. Telling your boss "the cat ate my source code" just won't cut it. — Anonymous

A mannequin? An unfeeling heartless bitch who feeds on others' misery and is physically incapable of crying, unless it's tears of blood? — Alexandra Bracken

When you see the setting, wait for the rising. Why worry about a sunset or a fading moon? — Rumi

Green is the fresh emblem of well founded hopes. In blue the spirit can wander, but in green it can rest. — Mary Webb