Seinfeld Festivus Quotes & Sayings

In every profession and walk of life there is someone who is vulnerablle to temptation. (Mr. Barnes) — Agatha Christie

Things which do not require effort of some sort are seldom worth having. — Ivor Novello

People read inevitability as entitlement, and the American people want their candidates to sweat for the job. They want them to actually make a case for the job. — Deval Patrick

Everything breaks; the only things that last are things you're willing to fix. — Bradford Winters

Children and teens take in stories to the deepest imaginable level. What we put on the page can change the people they'll become and the course of their lives. — Cynthia Leitich Smith

Graff was floating on his back in the pool when George Wall and I went outside. His brown belly swelled above its surface like the humpback of a Galapagos tortoise. Mrs. Graff, fully clothed, was sitting by herself in a sunny corner. Her black dress and black hair seemed to annul the sunlight. Her face and body had the distinction that takes the place of beauty in people who have suffered long and hard. — Ross Macdonald

The energy I was sensing in audiences was political energy, as much as anything else. — Michael Pollan

An endless series of gambits backed by gigantic investments encouraged young people entering the online world for the first time to create standardized presences on sites like Facebook. Commercial interests promoted the widespread adoption of standardized designs like the blog, and these designs encouraged pseudonymity in at least some aspects of their designs, such as comments, instead of the proud extroversion that characterized the first wave of web culture.
Instead of people being treated as the sources of their own creativity, commercial aggregation and abstraction sites presented anonymized fragments of creativity as products that might have fallen from the sky or been dug up from the ground, obscuring the true sources. — Jaron Lanier

In that moment she learnt one of the greatest secrets of life: It is often easier to fight for others than it is for yourself. — David Clement-Davies

There is enough dough in the world to make bread for us all to eat together. — Habeeb Akande

Festivus for the Restivus! — Jerry Seinfeld

Luxury as beauty has nothing to do with a particular place or an object's price tag. It is seeing with eyes for beauty. Once we cut the automatic but learned connection between buying stuff and pleasure, we can actively cultivate new connections - a sense of freedom as we shed draining habits and discover new pleasures in seeing and creating beauty all around us. — Frances Moore Lappe

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller. — Henny Youngman

When you seek love in every steps of life, love will seek you every moment of life. — Debasish Mridha

In the real world, banks hang onto their money for fear of making bad loans, no matter how many bailouts or stimulus packages Washington passes. — Dick Morris

According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green. — Herbert Wind