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Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jessica Seinfeld

During the week, my days are consumed with school commitments, play-dates and work for Baby Buggy, a nonprofit I started, which collects kids' gear for parents in need. So on weekends, I look forward to uninterrupted time with my family. — Jessica Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Robin Jones Gunn

Todd drove into camp in one of the vehicles, saying he needed to take the can of gas out to Katie, who was stranded in Baby Hummer. — Robin Jones Gunn

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Barack Obama

Part of what's unique about climate change, though, is the nature of some of the opposition to action. It's pretty rare that you'll encounter somebody who says the problem you're trying to solve simply doesn't exist. When President Kennedy set us on a course for the moon, there were a number of people who made a serious case that it wouldn't be worth it; it was going to be too expensive, it was going to be too hard, it would take too long. But nobody ignored the science. I don't remember anybody saying that the moon wasn't there or that it was made of cheese. — Barack Obama

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Sara Bareilles

I go straight for Seinfeld, Modern Family, Friends, and Golden Girls. Those are my pillars of strength on TV. — Sara Bareilles

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Barack Obama

I might have arguments with the size of Reagan's military buildup, but given the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, staying ahead of the Soviets militarily seemed a sensible thing to do. Pride in our country, respect for our armed services, a healthy appreciation for the dangers beyond our borders, an insistence that there was no easy equivalence between East and West
in all this I had no quarrel with Reagan. And when the Berlin Wall came tumbling down, I had to give the old man his due, even if I never gave him my vote. — Barack Obama

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Gwenn Wright

A glance would not be enough to tell you this was the daughter of Katherine Raquel Demure. Even a lingering gaze would not suffice. No. Only careful study of the original and a comparative inspection of her only child would even hint at a relation between the two. Viktor could see it and knew, beyond doubt, that Henrietta not only saw it but was also vexed by it on a daily basis. — Gwenn Wright

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jacob

It takes a great deal of behind the scenes work so the fans can see two gladiators square off in the ring or cage. That final moment of confrontation stands on the shoulders of so many men and women who never expect any notoriety. In fact, they don't even crave it, because when two fighters put on an amazing display of heart and skill for the fans, us behind-the-scenes guys know that we played a role in making it happen. — Jacob "Stitch" Duran

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Margaret Daley

Not problems so much. Just opportunities to learn patience. — Margaret Daley

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Kaley Cuoco

I grew up with 'Friends' from day one and, like, 'Seinfeld' and 'Frazier,' those sorts of shows, but for sure, 'Friends' was it for our family. Like, we would watch every Thursday night at eight o'clock; I couldn't wait. — Kaley Cuoco

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By J. Limbu

My mood depends on the girl whom I love, but she is like a wildest hurricane, drifting shore to shore. — J. Limbu

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as love for the whole family. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Colleen Hoover

He sets his laptop on the counter and folds his arms across his chest. Before his eyes meet mine, his gaze falls on my legs, and then he slowly works his eyes up the entire length of my body. His eyes are narrow and focused. The way he's looking at me makes me want to lunge for the freezer and crawl inside. His eyes are fixed on my mouth, and he quietly swallows, then reaches beside him and picks up his phone. Ridge: Hurry, Syd. I need a serious flaw, and I need it now. — Colleen Hoover

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Sunday Adelaja

Discipline is a demand of life. — Sunday Adelaja

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. — Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Laurence Sterne

There are a thousand unnoticed openings, continued my father, which let a penetrating eye at once into a man's soul; and I maintain it, added he, that a man of sense does not lay down his hat in coming into a room,
or take it up in going out of it, but something escapes, which discovers him. — Laurence Sterne

Seinfeld Family Quotes By James McGreevey

As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them. — James McGreevey

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Winston S. Churchill

Of course I'm an egoist. Where do you get if you aren't? — Winston S. Churchill

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Fritjof Capra

The more complex the network is, the more complex its pattern of interconnections, the more resilient it will be. — Fritjof Capra

Seinfeld Family Quotes By Patricia Bellomo

I felt a little bad about killing the man, but what choice did I have?" ... Louie Morelli, "The Prince of Mafia Princes. — Patricia Bellomo