Seinfeld Dating Quotes & Sayings
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Rejection is one of the worse forms of pain. Loss is the worst. Grief haunts until you allow yourself to move on. — Angelica Hopes

When we were shooting in Shreveport, me and a couple of friends went down to Lafayette, because they had a big Zydeco music festival down there. We spent two days dancing to Zydeco music, eating fried alligator ... It was one of the craziest festivals I've ever been to in my life, but I loved it. — Alexander Skarsgard

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld

When you pray you rise to meet in the air those who are praying at that very hour, and whom save in prayer you may not meet. — Kahlil Gibran

What am I doing here?
I haven't talked to my dad in two days. He's probably moved from worry to sheer panic because I haven't come home. And maybe he's right to be afraid. Maybe I should be more afraid. I had sex with a guy I barely know. Followed him into the middle of nowhere because of it. Even after I found out about the gun. Even after Lindsey didn't go home. He swears he won't hurt me, but his past tells a different, violent story, and I don't know what to believe. I rationalized everything, telling myself that I earned this time away from home. But now, with too much time to do nothing but think, I wonder if I was just plain selfish. Just . . . stupid. — Trish Doller

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing? — Jerry Seinfeld

It's always fun to talk about a novel. — Susan Straight

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later. — Jerry Seinfeld

Who's to say what's a good voice and not a good voice? — Dave Grohl

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed. — Carrie Fisher