Seinfeld Calzone Episode Quotes & Sayings

Nature tops the list of potent tranquilizers and stress reducers. The mere sound of moving water has been shown to lower blood pressure. — Patch Adams

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Keep thinking those thoughts and you'll be late again — Sylvia Day

Life is too short no matter what party you are with. — Scott Baio

I regret that he didn't do anything about it, even though he was at least a head taller than me. I wouldn't have minded bleeding at all for one more opportunity to give the kind of Bat Lesson that Finger, Robinson, Sprang and others only dreamed of. — Jim Steranko

My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake — Jane Yates

Somewhere, far, far away, there's a shitty island. An island without a name. An island not worth giving a name. A shitty island with a shitty shape. On this shitty island grow palm trees that also have shitty shapes. And the palm trees produce coconuts that give off a shitty smell. Shitty monkeys live in the trees, and they love to eat these shitty-smelling coconuts, after which they shit the world's foulest shit. The shit falls on the ground and builds up shitty mounds, making the shitty palm trees that grown on them even shittier. It's an endless cycle. — Haruki Murakami

From wherever you are, you can go anywhere you want to go if you pick the right roads to travel. — Zig Ziglar

When I was very young I was very shy but at the same time I was very open cause I was very curious so I wanted to try many things. — Sylvie Guillem

Too many companies are just being big for the sheer sake of it. Too many CEOs thinking bigger is better. — Roger Altman

You never know how you look through other people's eyes. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg

Anyone who thinks traditional and modern interpretations of demons are frightening had better remember that real angels inspired awe because they were so ghastly. How we usually think of angel is all due to Renaissance painters trying to sex up the concept. Most Christians, if they saw an angel in the flesh, would go run for their guns. — Thomm Quackenbush

I think it takes being loved in order to know how to love, — Colleen Hoover