Seigles Quotes & Sayings

A decent guy doesn't just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. They're like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they've watched growing up. — Christine Zolendz

It's been a pretty fun ride, to tell you the truth. — R. Lee Ermey

Their origin is commonly unknown; for the practice often continues when the cause has ceased, and concerning superstitious ceremonies it is in vain to conjecture; for what reason did not dictate, reason cannot explain. — Samuel Johnson

As far as advice, that will be in my next book, my next collection. I certainly never like to instruct anyone, but just say as I feel. That's the same as advice, isn't it? — Fay Wray

A bead of sweat began to form on Crowley's forehead, and trickled down into one eye. He flicked it away. Then, with care — Terry Pratchett

Maybe I should sit. Plenty of people use sitting as a way to pass the time. — Lauren Graham

Wealth is a byproduct of positive, wealth-oriented thoughts. — Debasish Mridha

MR. KHARIS: 'Does Mr. Celine seriously suggest that the United States Government is in need of a guardian?'
MR. CELINE: 'I am merely offering a way out for your client. Any private individual with a record of such incessant murder and robbery would be glad to cop an insanity plea. Do you insist that your client was in full possession of its reason at Wounded Knee? At Hiroshima? At Dresden?'
JUSTICE IMMHOTEP: 'You become facetious, Mr. Celine.'
MR. CELINE: 'I have never been more serious. — Robert Anton Wilson

If you got to castrate your miser'ble self with a piece o' rusty barb wire, do it. — Fred Phelps