Secretary Day Thank You Quotes & Sayings

When two parties make a compact, there results to each a power of compelling the other to execute it. — Thomas Jefferson

What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience? — Kevin Hearne

My father was a progressive farmer, and was always ready to lay aside an old plough if he could replace it with one better constructed for its work. All through life, I have ever been ready to buy a better plough. — Andrew Taylor Still

Privacy is everyone's given right, and the problem with the world today is the fact that everyone thinks they have a right to it, too. — Karina Halle

Be hard but fair. Shoot straight. Never cheat, in sports or at work. Show up to your job early and do the best you can at it. Kill anyone that tries to blackmail you, ever. Refuse anyone who gives you an ultimatum, they're never worth it. Leave a fair tip when you eat somewhere, and take your hat off in someone's home. And always, always, keep your word. — Russell Zimmerman

Wonderful art can spring from misery,I'm the last person to deny that.I'd go even further:the best works of art of all time are probably stemmed from the deep human sorrow or hellish frustration,the death of a loved one or a divorce and yes:jealousy.Heartache and impotence as the man-spring for making the unverifiable verifiable and for giving it face.How romantic,beautiful and especially useful pain and misery can be. — Esther Verhoef

A nation that has nothing but its amusements will not be amused for long. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Here lies resting, out of breath,
Out of turns, Elizabeth
Whose quicksilver toes not quite
Cleared the whirring edge of night. — X.J. Kennedy

Bye-bye. I'm off on a journey to the real world. 'Cause within this meta-reality what's real is this - my death. — Natsuo Kirino

You ask me, How much time? I do not know. I know it means time enough to forget time. — John Mott

In front of us was not a line but a fortress position, twenty miles deep, entrenched and fortified, defended by masses of machine-gun posts and thousands of guns in a wide arc. No chance for cavalry! — Philip Gibbs

There are a lot of polls that show that actually Americans have a pretty high opinion of teachers, that Americans think teachers are just about as prestigious as doctors. — Dana Goldstein

In essence, life is a buffet and love is the main course. — Felix Alexander

My happiness is marred only by my failure to attain it. — Mary Ruefle

But now I've discovered the truth of the matter: that any woman can get laid, any time that she wants. Any woman. Any time. It is the greatest and most amazing secret on earth. It really doesn't matter if you're some fat chick wearing a top hat and speaking with a Wolverhampton accent. It's ridiculously easy. — Caitlin Moran