Seclorum Jordan Quotes & Sayings

I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work. 'Put the pill in the sausage.' No - that doesn't work. 'Cheese.' No.
Then someone said: 'You wrap it in butter and it will slide down.'
I tried it and it worked!
And I'd learnt how to give a pill to a dog through the magic of Twitter. — Neil Gaiman

Amber London is a political rapper, a preaching rapper who speaks true facts and not just nonsense. — SpaceGhostPurrp

Can't you see? It's incredibly interesting. Aren't you struck by how much action occurred simply because something went wrong with one man's brain? It's as if the rational world, your world, was a still pond and Petter's brain was a jagged rock thrown into it, creating odd ripples everywhere." The — Jon Ronson

My mother died happily of a stroke in her seventies. — Doris Lessing

Long before gun control was touted as 'common sense' measures, the concept was promoted as a means to keep ethnic populations in an unequal position while assuaging the fears of whites. — Niger Innis

A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words. — Samuel Butler

Raise your words, not your voice. — Rumi

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. — Jenny McCarthy

All things have their ends and cycles. And when they have reached their highest point, they are in their lowest ruin, for they cannot last for long in such a state. Such is the end for those who cannot moderate their fortune and prosperity with reason and temperance. — Francois Rabelais

But i've slammed the door to my inner self; if he ever wants to force the lock again, he'll have to use a harder crowbar! — Anne Frank