Seater Sofa Quotes & Sayings

Hypocrisy is not generally a social sin, but a virtue. — Judith Martin

You can take the ape out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the ape. — John Steiner

We act as if that being of a man or that being of a woman is actually an internal reality or something that is simply true about us, a fact about us, but actually it's a phenomenon that is being produced all the time and reproduced all the time, so to say gender is performative is to say that nobody really is a gender from the start. — Judith Butler

As I started to read the 100 year old letters their story unwound and I began to share their passion for life and the love they had for one another. — Mark Wardlaw

If Nana thinks you're trying to scam her, she'll tell you, and if she thinks you ruined her life by discontinuing Arnold's Thin bread, she'll let you know that, too. I guess when you spend eighty-seven years swallowing other people's bullshit, there comes a time when you gotta spit some back. — Laurie Notaro

The reader knows the writer better than he knows himself; but the writer's physical presence is light from a star that has moved on. — John Updike

Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker. — David Letterman

There is never any certainty of the unseen. We hope. That's what we do as Christians, and that's what I do with unicorns. Maybe like C. S. Lewis's jewel, that glimpse of a unicorn I sometimes see is a glimpse of Jesus. — Colleen Coble

You and me-we've whored together. We've fought together.And I still dunna understand how ye always seems to know where the money is hidden and the liquor is stored and the scandals are richest.'
It's a gift. — Christina Dodd

Organizing a coup was not the same as wanting one. — David Pietrusza