Seafarer Funny Quotes & Sayings

The door to the situation room door opened, drawing her attention to a tall, lean man with eyes as sharp as razors.
The sound of a metal chair scraping on the tile floor filled the room as Reed shot to his feet, stood at attention, and saluted crisply.
The man stopped, scowled, and heaved a heavy sigh. "All right you clown. At ease. It hasn't been that long since I've been here."
"Just showing my respect, sir," Reed said with a smart-ass grin. "It's not often we're fortunate enough to be in the company of such greatness. — Cindy Gerard

My grandmother studied medicine in the Forties, which was very rare in Egypt, and my mother was a university professor, so my idea of religion wasn't about a woman not working or having to dress in a certain way; it was more to do with the faith. — Leila Aboulela

Does the owner of the restaurant own his restaurant? Or does the government own his restaurant? — Rand Paul

Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.' — David Letterman

It's amazing how drastically your life can change when you stop accepting shit you hate. — Steve Maraboli

There is a book on Amazon: Destroying cancer (Tumors) with Ultrasound
Why nobody, not even his doctors told him about this method? ! ? ! — Steve Jobs

It won't last forever," said Wednesday. "Nothing does. — Neil Gaiman