Scutcheon Quotes & Sayings

Twitter is a form of free speech, and I'm all for that. But if Cee Lo Green, a maverick of sorts, can't get on Twitter and say something outlandish or outrageous, then what is the whole point of Twitter at all? — CeeLo Green

No one has ever made me feel like this, no one. So much regret, so much loss, and so much desire all swirled together in my muddled brain. In my muddled heart. — Melissa Brown

What is in that word "honor"? What is that "honor"? Air. A trim reckoning. Who hath it? He that died o' Wednesday. Doth he feel it? No. Doth he hear it? No. 'Tis insensible, then? Yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the living? No. Why? Detraction will not suffer it. Therefore, I'll none of it. Honor is a mere scutcheon. And so ends my catechism. — William Shakespeare

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends. — Greg Gutfeld

I am blind. I am supposed to be retarded. — Jonathan Safran Foer