Scrute Screeds Quotes & Sayings

Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels. — Clementine Holzinger

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. — Demetri Martin

Your apocalypse was fab. — Tori Amos

Do you know why people are prone to make such foolish moral decisions? Because something always whispers to us that our situations are unique: Nobody has ever felt this way before. — Andy Stanley

Life has had to deal with environmental change, especially climate change, since the beginning of its existence on Earth. — Daniel Botkin