Scrotal Quotes & Sayings

He held his broken phone in his hands, feeling the cracks that Sang had made into the screen. It
almost looked like a tree. He didn't want to replace it. She could break all his things. — C.L.Stone

Don't be sad for me unless you're prepared to be sad your whole lives. Otherwise forget it. What good's a couple of hard weeks of tears and regret if a month later you're laughing again? No, forget it. Just forget it. — Steve Toltz

Life is a lot like the interstate, where every exit is an entrance someplace else. — Karen White

he was bitten in the groin by a Belgian shepherd trainee named Kong, and he required three operations, culminating in a scrotal graft from a Brahma steer. — Carl Hiaasen

What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should have scrotal sacs. One of the things we like about tubs is their immobility, their general disinclination to bolt out of the room, scramble down the stairs, and make for the woods in a blind feral panic. — James Lileks

Each of them, all unknowing, fairly gives its due to each chance of life, to each germ of death within itself. — Paul Valery

The book was sloppily written in many parts (the words came too quickly and too easily) and there was hardly a noun in any sentence that was not holding hands with the nearest and most commonly available adjective - scalding coffee and tremulous fear are the sorts of thing you will find throughout. Over-certified adjectives are the mark of most best-seller writing. — Norman Mailer

The poor black people in it make the black people in Gone With the Wind look like Malcolm X. — Ben Stein

There must always be some advantage on one side or the other, and it is better that advantage should be had by talents than by chance. — Samuel Johnson

The African specialist Nahid Toubia puts it plain [when speaking of female genital mutilation]: In a man it would range from amoutation of most of the penis, to removal of all the penis, its roots of soft tissue and part of the scrotal skin. — Eve Ensler

In order for humanity to survive in the twenty-first century and beyond, we must nurture rather than repress children's natural curiosity. We must encourage them to be curious, instead of fearful, toward other cultures. — Paul K. Chappell

It's the boredom that kills you. You read until you're tired of that. You do crossword puzzles until you're tired of that. This is torture. This is mental torture. — Jack Kevorkian

This is a horrible idea," I say with a smile. "Go. — Emily Skrutskie

Fear can make all of us do the wrong things sometimes. — Vanessa Paradis

I just remembered that I'm absent minded ... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it. — Eminem

I'm a tomboy at heart. I always like to say that I'm an ordinary girl doing extraordinary things. — Ciara