Screwup Tapes Quotes & Sayings

I want that for you more than my next breath, but at some point, I have to stop existing with people who can never love me back. — Kelly Moran

I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at. — Nathan Fielder

Women have to be careful and teach their girls to be aware of their surroundings and never be alone with testosterone-crazed boys. A lot of little lives are being ruined and our society is to blame. Our kids are just searching and being curious but they are dangerously looking for the wrong kind of attention. — Pamela Anderson

You can spend an entire day walking around in New York, whereas in L.A., it always ends at some point because you have to find a way to get home. — Carey Mulligan

I have been very happy with my homes, but homes really are no more than the people who live in them. — Nancy Reagan