Screws My Wife Quotes & Sayings

justice must have an improvisational character if it is not to fall back into the sort of legal structure that, in spite of its intentions, can only result in the perpetuation of injustice. — Theodore Jennings

Love while there is a still a blessed possibility to love. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy. — Ernest Cline

How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think. — Kurt Vonnegut

Nobody sane wants just to be famous. — Jamie Dornan

I need to talk to you, Miss Ann," said Holly. "Holly, what do you mean, what can I help you with?" Miss Ann replied. Holly began, "Miss Ann,...I love my brother Stephen, and you know we're both sick." Miss Ann replied, "Yes, I know, and I love you both."
Holly went on, "Is Jesus going to heal us? — Danny L. Deaube

He called it a mastodon (which means, a touch unexpectedly, "nipple-teeth"). — Bill Bryson

I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning. — Marc Maron

What he really wanted was revenge. But against whom, and for what? Even if he had the energy for it, even if he could focus and aim, such a thing would be less than useless. — Margaret Atwood