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Screw Ups Quotes By Satyen Nabar

I screwed up guys, real big time; holy great grandmother of all screw-ups! — Satyen Nabar

Screw Ups Quotes By Tom Christiansen

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. — Tom Christiansen

Screw Ups Quotes By Jay Crownover

Some people screw up, and then some people are screw-ups. — Jay Crownover

Screw Ups Quotes By Tim Ferriss

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up — Tim Ferriss

Screw Ups Quotes By Jeffree Star

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. — Jeffree Star

Screw Ups Quotes By Tucker Max

One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game. — Tucker Max

Screw Ups Quotes By Lee Unkrich

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why Pixar's goal is to screw up as fast as possible. — Lee Unkrich

Screw Ups Quotes By Jimmy Wales

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. — Jimmy Wales

Screw Ups Quotes By Fuzzy Zoeller

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller

Screw Ups Quotes By Aaron Sorkin

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups ... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb. — Aaron Sorkin

Screw Ups Quotes By Charlie Munger

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger

Screw Ups Quotes By Ann Coulter

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter

Screw Ups Quotes By Anonymous

That means if you want to become strong, you become predictable. You keep your word, know and then honor your commitments, mind the details, invest in daily spiritual input, assume rather than avoid responsibility, admit your mistakes, correct your screw-ups, and keep a healthy watch over yourself. — Anonymous

Screw Ups Quotes By Tony Robbins

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins

Screw Ups Quotes By Kerri Walsh

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner. — Kerri Walsh

Screw Ups Quotes By Vinod Khosla

Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent investments. — Vinod Khosla

Screw Ups Quotes By Seth Godin

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. — Seth Godin

Screw Ups Quotes By Juan Williams

Every American president must be held to the highest standard. No president of any color should be given a free pass for screw-ups, lies or failure to keep a promise. — Juan Williams

Screw Ups Quotes By K. D. Miller

You're right, Ruth. You did screw up my career. You screwed it up good. Best thing you ever did, matter of fact. But you know something? It's okay. Because if it was between the church and you, there was no contest. Even with al the ups and downs and the craziness and the shit and the maxed-out credit cards, the church never stood a chance. I chose you, Ruth. And I'm glad. There. That's what my so-called career was about. And that's what I should have said to you. And I'm sorry I didn't. I'm sorry, Ruth. I'm sorry. — K. D. Miller

Screw Ups Quotes By David D. Burns

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns

Screw Ups Quotes By George Clooney

I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups ... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I had of forming important relationships and opinions and life experiences before having success. — George Clooney

Screw Ups Quotes By Robert Rodriguez

It's easier making a smaller film like El Mariachi. There are no budget worries because there is no budget. There is no crew problem because there is no crew. And if you screw up, no one is around to see you screw up
so it's no longer a screw up. — Robert Rodriguez

Screw Ups Quotes By Dennis Miller

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours. — Dennis Miller

Screw Ups Quotes By Tom Peters

Screw-ups are the mark of excellence. — Tom Peters

Screw Ups Quotes By Rachel Caine

Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you ... I just want you to be happy. And it cuts me when you're not."
"I'm happy with you."
She heard the smile in his voice this time. "So what do you really want? A storybook life in Vampireville, with your life on the line every day and a half?"
"I'm considering it," she said. And she was. — Rachel Caine

Screw Ups Quotes By Neal Shusterman

First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier. — Neal Shusterman

Screw Ups Quotes By Joe Perry

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real. — Joe Perry

Screw Ups Quotes By Cory Arcangel

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. — Cory Arcangel

Screw Ups Quotes By Roxanne Snopek

There are no supermoms. Eventually, you just have to hope your kid survives all your parental screw-ups. — Roxanne Snopek

Screw Ups Quotes By Lauren Beukes

I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. — Lauren Beukes

Screw Ups Quotes By Deyth Banger

Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything! — Deyth Banger

Screw Ups Quotes By Caela Carter

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

Screw Ups Quotes By Will Ferrell

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks. — Will Ferrell

Screw Ups Quotes By Cory Doctorow

If the best way to learn to succeed is to fail as fast as possible, then the second-best way is to watch someone else fail as fast as possible. Watching someone else screw up is a kind of rehearsal for your own eventual downfall. A close observation of someone else's attempt to resolve a difficulty is a great way to acquire real-world insight into whether and when to deploy their method in your own times of trouble. — Cory Doctorow

Screw Ups Quotes By Dante Alighieri

Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri

Screw Ups Quotes By Bob Goff

Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut us down. God didn't make it a three-strikes-and-you're-out sort of thing. It's more about how God helps us dust ourselves off so we can swing for the fences again. And all of this without keeping a meticulous record of our screw-ups. — Bob Goff

Screw Ups Quotes By Nyrae Dawn

All those other summers and those other kisses and everything else we shared, my dad choosing some random lake in some random town to stay in one year, the fights and the screw ups that helped us learn and gave us experiences with other people. They were all meant to happen, and our paths were supposed to cross over and over again. Until we found that point, the bright star in the summer sky that would be ours forever. — Nyrae Dawn

Screw Ups Quotes By Tom Peters

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything. — Tom Peters

Screw Ups Quotes By Tim Fargo

Mistakes should be examined, learned from, and discarded; not dwelled upon and stored. — Tim Fargo

Screw Ups Quotes By J.J. Abrams

All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just keep trying to learn from the mistakes I've made. — J.J. Abrams

Screw Ups Quotes By Stephen King

With six weeks' worth of recuperation time, you'll also be able to see any glaring holes in the plot or character development. And listen
if you spot a few of these big holes, you are forbidden to feel depressed about them or to beat up on yourself. Screw-ups happen to the best of us. — Stephen King

Screw Ups Quotes By Shannon L. Alder

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

Screw Ups Quotes By Bob Sanders

When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play. — Bob Sanders

Screw Ups Quotes By Roberto Hogue

Remember, changing someone's hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is - SEX! It's not so easy to change other aspects of a man's personality because the rewards aren't as apparent and you can't exactly screw the stupid out of someone. — Roberto Hogue

Screw Ups Quotes By Anne Lamott

I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of how, at any given moment, we might improve, or at least disguise or present our defects and screw-ups in either more charming or more intimidating ways. — Anne Lamott

Screw Ups Quotes By Fuzzy Zoeller

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller

Screw Ups Quotes By Amy Ruley

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up. — Amy Ruley

Screw Ups Quotes By Warren Buffett

From this irritating reality comes The First Law of Corporate Survival for ambitious CEOs who pile on leverage and run large and unfathomable derivatives books: Modest incompetence simply won't do; it's mindboggling screw-ups that are required. — Warren Buffett

Screw Ups Quotes By Laszlo Nemes

It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up. — Laszlo Nemes

Screw Ups Quotes By Peter McWilliams

If you're not playing a big enough game, you'll screw up the game you're playing just to give yourself something to do. — Peter McWilliams

Screw Ups Quotes By Connie Kalitta

I'm easy with employees. I make sure they get credit for their work. Naturally, sometimes a guy will screw up, and I'll have to apply some "retraining." — Connie Kalitta

Screw Ups Quotes By Grace Paley

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all. — Grace Paley

Screw Ups Quotes By Scott Weiss

Nothing helps make a leader more approachable than admitting your struggles, screw-ups and behind-the-scenes thinking on hard calls. If the leader makes this a priority, the whole company will be more open and methodical learning from failure. — Scott Weiss

Screw Ups Quotes By Bill Maher

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the Reverend Ted Haggard, was outed for drugs and extramarital gay sex with a male prostitute. Or as Fox News reported it, 'John Kerry hates our troops'. — Bill Maher

Screw Ups Quotes By Joseph H. Greenberg

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg

Screw Ups Quotes By Steve Martin

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much. — Steve Martin

Screw Ups Quotes By David Letterman

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

Screw Ups Quotes By Will Ferrell

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. — Will Ferrell

Screw Ups Quotes By Christopher Vokes

I looked for certain attributes in a soldier. I know the modern method is to put the attributes into a computer and see what comes out. But as far as I am concerned, the computer is the worst damn instrument devised by man to screw up man-management. — Christopher Vokes

Screw Ups Quotes By Mark Thornton

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. — Mark Thornton

Screw Ups Quotes By Bob Lemon

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. — Bob Lemon

Screw Ups Quotes By Roddy Piper

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other. — Roddy Piper

Screw Ups Quotes By David Walker

Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better. — David Walker

Screw Ups Quotes By Andrew Espley

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breakin' eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class. As. If you could see yourselves ... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful ... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let anyone else take that away from me! — Andrew Espley

Screw Ups Quotes By John Piper

I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all you have to obtain life that satisfies your deepest longings. — John Piper

Screw Ups Quotes By Kacey Musgraves

I'd rather be more of the hippie country chick - as in, instead of pointing a finger, just maybe saying, 'We're all screw-ups. We're all in this kind of together. We're all just figuring this out.' — Kacey Musgraves

Screw Ups Quotes By Angelo Donghia

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up. — Angelo Donghia

Screw Ups Quotes By Brene Brown

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. — Brene Brown