Scrawling Def Quotes & Sayings

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny. — Dave Barry

God gives us not only the truth but also the ability to believe it; not only the new thing to see but also the new eye to see it with. — Peter Kreeft

I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult. — Jeremy Irvine

Carrot, to whom the word irony meant something to do with metal, picked up his pike and after a couple of impressive rebounds managed to cut the cake into approximately four slices. — Terry Pratchett

I came running down the stairs that morning, like it was Christmas. My parents were already up. In my family, presents never waited; they were there upon waking. Our family has a problem with what they called delayed gratification. We want what we want when we want it, and we always want it now. — Neal Shusterman

Habits are first cobwebs, then cables. — Napoleon Hill

Mac's heart thumped against her gold, initaled locked. In fact fact, her heart hadn't beated that quickly since she was thirty seconds away from being the top bidder for vintage YSL lace-up heels on eBay. This was a coup. — Zoey Dean