Scott Shafer Quotes & Sayings

We don't watch the film anymore because we've seen it so many times, so we'll introduce it, walk out and we'll come back in right about when I wake up in the morning and walk over to the shop and everything's changed. — Simon Pegg

Fall, though, is the worst. Few things are worse than fall in New York. Some of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats would disagree, but most of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats are highly disagreeable anyways, so their opinion can and should be discounted. — Douglas Adams

No speech is ever considered, but only the speaker. It's so much easier to pass judgement on a man than on an idea. — Ayn Rand

If you hate others in the name of God, you should be looking within to see where it stopped being about God and where it started being about YOU. — Christina Engela

Reagan and Bush ... made the world safe for hypocrisy. — Julia Phillips

You're not broken. You're perfect. And when you get to get away from these kids, you might finally have a good man. — Ashley Newell

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

While we're talking, envious time is fleeing: pluck the day, put no trust in the future — Horace

Beware of the plygs of Colorado City, Arizona. They have no cups of coffee for the likes of you. — Patrick DeWitt

A long time ago I'd given up on religion, thinking it wasn't for me when so many were bigoted, narrow-minded, and cruel. — V.C. Andrews

I don't have a bunch of mates. I don't have a man cave. My wife and I, we are each other's best friend. — Corbin Bernsen

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine. — Tom Arnold

I remembered Adam's supplication to his Creator. But where was mine? He had abandoned me, and in the bitterness of my heart I cursed him. — Mary Shelley

The fox provides for himself, but God provides for the lion. — William Blake