Schwieterts Quotes & Sayings

Some of us are broken and there's nothing you can do to fix it. — Marie Lu

The secret is to start a story near the ending. — Chris Offutt

Hen, there's such a temptation to just constantly write things that are going to make the fans happy. Sometimes it takes a little bit of unhappiness to make those happy pay-offs work better. That's something that is fascinating to us and I think has really changed the way that stories are told. — Jeff Pinkner

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen

Gary Bell is nicknamed Ding Dong. Of course. What's interesting about it is that "Ding Dong" is what the guys holler when somebody gets hit in the cup. The cups are metal inserts that fit inside the jock strap, and when a baseball hits one it's called ringing the bell, which rhymes with hell, which is what it hurts like. It's funny, even if you're in the outfield, or in the dugout, no matter how far away, when a guy gets it in the cup you can hear it. Ding Dong. — Jim Bouton

I think it makes women feel better to find fault with other women. I do that, too. — Tyra Banks

Yosuke: When did you like yourself best?
Yuu: When you didn't know me. — Hiroshi Ishikawa

I crave your lips." His breath was sweet. "Give me but one taste and I shall ask no more. — Nely Cab

Benefit your friends; make sure your enemies suffer from being your enemies. — Louie Gohmert