Schwegerhoff Quotes & Sayings

They didn't care, which was too bad because I thought everyone should care that I fucked Perry last night and fucked her good. Perhaps I needed to get an airplane to write that in the sky. I knew an auburn-haired snatchslinger who needed to see it. — Karina Halle

I remember, as a boy, hearing a Christian missionary preach to a crowd in India. Among other sweet things he was telling them was that if he gave a blow to their idol with his stick, what could it do? One of his hearers sharply answered, "If I abuse your God, what can He do?" "You would be punished," said the preacher, "when you die." "So my idol will punish you when you die," retorted the Hindu. The tree is known by its fruits. When I have seen amongst them that are called idolaters, men, the like of whom in morality and spirituality and love I have never seen anywhere, I stop and ask myself, "Can sin beget holiness? — Swami Vivekananda

New York has an amazing history of farming and fishing that goes right back to the Pilgrim Fathers. At its core are the four seasons, which are distinct, well-established and similar to those in Lyon, where my family lives: when it's snowing in New York, a week later it will be snowing there. — Daniel Boulud

Lenin's ideal was to build a nation's production effort according to the model of the post office. — Ludwig Von Mises

I measure success by how many people love me. And the best way to be loved is to be lo veable. — Warren Buffett

After I was in an ambush, my uncles were happy - it was almost like a baptism. — Hyder Akbar

Man needs now no more degrees, but character,
No more study, but wisdom. — Sivananda

The secret of my success is longevity. — Charles Hartshorne

I got these haters like, When he gon' stop?
Maybe a minute after never, start ya clocks. — Lil' Wayne

My soul, alas, needs these uneasinesses in outward things, to be driven to take refuge in God. — Henry Martyn

It is thus evident that Rhetoric does not deal with any one definite class of subjects, but, like Dialectic, [is of general application]; also, that it is useful; and further, that its function is not so much to persuade, as to find out in each case the existing means of persuasion. — Aristotle.

I was hazy with wine, hazy with Nick. I nestled into my seat and marveled at his endlessness, only inches away, his infinite capacity to shelter me. — Beatriz Williams

A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's not popular when he goes overseas. He couldn't go to Rosa Parks' funeral. — Bill Maher