Schwarzmann Quotes & Sayings

PPROBLEM: You "forget" to take off your shoes in the house.

SOLUTION: There's no solution to this. She'll divorce you if you don't take off your shoes. — Phil Schwarzmann

They sought the pain they knew so well and called it love. — David W. Earle

Opportunities energize the faithful and paralyze the fearful. — Warren W. Wiersbe

I could sing you a thousand and one doo-wop songs. I love the simplicity in that music. It's not super-poetic, it's just from the heart. — Bruno Mars

Enough of self, that darling luscious theme,
O'er which philosophers in raptures dream;
Of which with seeming disregard they write
Then prizing most when most they seem to slight. — Charles Churchill

Each February/March the entire country takes a "ski week". The schools shut down, parents take off work, dogs go to the in-laws, and Finland's middle and upper classes go on holiday. But not all at once. They can't have the entire country gandala-ing up to Lapland at one time (AVALANCHES!). So the country takes turns. The best region goes first: Southern Finland. Then the second best: Central Finland. Then the reindeer herders and forest people take a week off from unemployment and go last: Northern Finland. — Phil Schwarzmann

You're already dead inside. Years of living in Espoo have made you an empty husk of a human being. They don't call their hockey team the "Espoo Blues" for nothing. — Phil Schwarzmann

Religion is like a parachute. It does not let us fly, but it helps to get us down in the ditch. — Debasish Mridha

There is so little that one can do for the dead! — Selma Lagerlof

You're an unemployed bum. Should you live in that Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Or how about that other Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Finnish cities are all so very different! — Phil Schwarzmann

But as you said, there are going to be those that have no record and cannot be detected in that capacity so that is why you have to have other layers of security. — Asa Hutchinson