Schumers Quotes & Sayings

The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age is in discretion. — Democritus

He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome ... Jason Bateman — Neil Patrick Harris

He stared for ten seconds or more, which, when eating a chocolate cake isn't much, but when staring, is. — Louise Penny

For who could resist a woman who could fall from being queen to commoner and yet still carry herself as if greatness was within? — Philippa Gregory

The creative phase of an idea coincides with the period during which it insists, cantankerously, on its boundaries, on what makes it different; but an idea becomes false and impotent when it seeks reconciliation, at cut-rate prices, with other ideas. — Susan Sontag

It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her. — Guy Ritchie

If they ask you to sign a contract up front or for money, that's usually a bad sign. — Dia Frampton

Paris strikes the vulgar part of us infinitely the most, but to a thinking mind London is incomparably the most delightful subject for contemplation. — Samuel Rogers