Schuebel Auer Quotes & Sayings

Are you wowed?" Her pause is debilitating.
"Yes," she says a little breathlessly. "I'm wowed. — Katie McGarry

I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.' — Denis Leary

It is always easier to curse in another language than your own! — Evan Currie

The greatest thing you can give a child is confidence. — Gail Porter

You smell like a concert. — Tara Kelly

These boys, now, were living as we'd been living then, they were growing up with a rush and their heads bumped abruptly against the low ceiling of their actual possibilities. They were filled with rage. All they really knew were two darknesses, the darkness of their lives, which were now closing in on them, and the darkness of the movies, which had blinded them to that other darkness, and in which they now, vindictively, dreamed, at once more together than they were at any other time, and more alone. — James Baldwin

I'm kind of harsher than most people. — Jennifer Coolidge

He wasn't just a psychopath, he was an asshole. Who cares why anyone wanted to listen to him? — Alison Umminger

Even five minutes spent in silence will nurture and revive your soul and spirit. — Doreen Virtue

What I love to do is take on business challenges in a way that really can have an impact on peoples' lives. — Greg Brenneman

When liberals equate criticizing Islamic doctrine with anti-Muslim bigotry, it leaves a vacuum that is too frequently filled by genuine right-wing anti-Muslim bigots who are even more disagreeable. Who gets stuck in the middle? Ex-Muslims. — Ali A. Rizvi

Runners, by nature, are intentional people and normally pretty light on our feet. — Kristin Armstrong

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust. — Kim Harrison

Once a sadhu offered me some land that he had, so that I could have an ashram for fellow Westerners. I asked Maharajji about it. He said, "He wants to give you his attachment. It's not a pure gift. If it were pure he'd just give it to you instead of talking about it." (R.D.) — Ram Dass

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That's hard to do. — Mike Birbiglia