Schrute Space Quotes & Sayings

Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish. — Addison Moore

Men make history, but they can never know the history they are making. — Joseph J. Ellis

I regret,' said he, 'that I have no cup; but, as you see, I can practise phlebotomy with a bottle. — Rafael Sabatini

To speak is not an option, it is a must — Lois Hatcher

The more I read my poems, the more I find out about them. I still read them with the same passion I felt when I wrote them as a young man. — Linton Kwesi Johnson

Seventy-five percent of women who smoke would like to quit, and yet only two to three percent quit every year ... It's significant because we can help women quit smoking. — David Satcher

Be inspired by possibilities and never be discouraged by obstacles — Joshua Okello

Happy children should not try to be artists. You have to be born with a broken heart and a sense of loneliness inside. I never had a happy moment as a child myself. — Stella Adler

How shall we celebrate the day,When God appeared in mortal clay,The mark of worldly scorn;When the Archangel's heavenly Lays,Attempted the Redeemer's Praise,And hail'd Salvation's Morn! — Thomas Chatterton

Fighting is endurance, knocking a guy out in 10 seconds is not fighting, its beating him to the punch. But when you put in that time, that is fighting because you are thinking — Mike Tyson

Give me a hero and I'll give you a tragedy. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Wouldn't it be great if health-care plans included a list of Buddhist monks among the network providers? — Regina Brett